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She Who Laughs Last
Leisure
ISBN # 0-8439-5231-8
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Sometimes a maiden in distress has to take matters into her own hands!

Lady Syrah Dhion takes no little pride in her expertise at the game of chess.  When it comes to strategy and the ability to read another player's intentions, she's the equal of any man.  So when her hateful cousin seizes her hall and tries to coerce her into marriage, she comes up with a foolproof strategy to send him packing.  All she has to do is kidnap a prince, collect the ransom, and hire a legendary mercenary to provide the muscle.  How hard could it be? 

But then, chamber pots simply hadn't figured in Lady Syrah's clever plan.  Not to mention rampaging dromedaries, an aphrodisiac with an unexpected twist, and an education in amatory sport quite unfit for a lady. 

Crown Prince Jibril Chios is the most brilliant military tactician in the realm.  He harbors no doubt that in the end the game will always be his.  And if only he hadn't let his libido get the better of him one night in a smoky tavern, he wouldn't have found himself at the mercy of an intriguing lady kidnapper intent on selling him back to his father the King, as though he were a bull in the market square.

When two brilliant minds meet, two stubborn wills collide, and two hearts join in the dance of love and desire, it's adventure, it’s farce, and of course, it's romance.


Reviews . . .

WINNER: 2002 NEW HISTORICAL VOICE CONTEST
sponsored by Romantic Times and Dorchester Publishing

 

2004 HOLT Medallion finalist for Best Romantic Comedy
 

ROMANTIC TIMES REVIEWERS' CHOICE NOMINEE FOR BEST FIRST HISTORICAL OF 2003

starstarstarstarRomantic Times Bookclub
"This rollicking adventure, filled with spirited dialogue and sensuality, is a must-read for those seeking a lighthearted tale.  This debut heralds a bright talent for crafting sexually charged adventure romances." 

(Kathe Robin)

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starstarstarstarstarAffaire de Coeur
"The first half of this book will have you laughing out-loud as the heroine, with the assistance of unique secondary characters, abducts the hero.  Later, the story settles to a more serious tone as the true challenge of retaking the castle unfolds, but the reader never loses sight of an underlying sense of humor and a written-in-the-stars love affair just waiting to be acknowledged.  Witty, perfectly worded dialogue and characterization with a capital 'C.'  Don't miss this one." 

(Margaret Ohmes) 

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All About Romance/ Desert Isle Keeper!
"Every piece works wonderfully.  This is a fairy tale with an edge, and I loved it!  So if I say I laughed and I cried, will I be  drummed out of the reviewers' corps?"  (Jane Jorgensen)

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The Best Reviews
"The most fun medieval I've ever read!"  (Kathy Boswell)

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AllReaders.Com
"This medieval romantic romp is a fun tale that lightens up the usual intense sub-genre with plenty of humor caused by the gender war between the lead couple in which both sides surrender. The secondary characters augment the ribaldry that goes the gamut from slapstick to double entendres, proving that Jennie Klassel has a large funny bone, but the audience has the first, middle and last laughs at the antics of the cast."  (Harriet Klausner)

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Historical Romance Writers
"In She Who Laughs Last, Jennie Klassel takes us on a mad romp that moves from one exciting moment to the next as all the snags are unraveled and the obstacles fall until the final paragraph. I enjoyed every page."

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Excerpt from She Who Laughs Last . . .

Jibril awoke in a state of aching arousal, trying to catch hold of the threads of the dream: A beautiful young girl whirling beneath a rain of falling stars; a maiden with waving hair of spun honey borne on the breast of a raging sea; a lover trembling beneath him as he sank into her welcoming virgin heat. 

The threads twisted away and dissolved, leaving behind only the sound of light joyous laughter in the soft light of dawn.  Jibril was suddenly aware now that the laughter was real, echoing in the stone corridor beyond the barred door of his prison. The Lady and her brother had finally returned. Excitement surged through him, but he feigned sleep as the door swung open. 

"Let's tell him now," urged the boy.

"No," the Lady whispered, "let him sleep."

"Come on. I want to see his face when we tell him we got the ransom and didn't get caught."

It was all the prince could do not leap to his feet in surprise. The ransom had been paid. Somehow these two unlikely felons had outwitted the king and his troops. Jibril would have given anything to see his father's face at the exact moment he realized he'd been duped.

"Tell me, young ones," he said conversationally without opening his eyes, "how much am I worth?"

"A thousand gold discs," the boy crowed.

The prince sat up, adjusting the blanket to conceal the evidence of his waning arousal. He smiled at the two hooded figures. The boy positively vibrated with excitement and the Lady appeared relaxed, and something else -- perhaps just a little shy? "I find that rather flattering."

Before the woman could silence him the boy enthused, "We only took five hundred, but I bet we could have gotten a lot more. We should have asked for two thousand, then he'd have left one thousand in the tent."

Syrah steered Eben toward the door. "We have more than we need. I doubt His Highness wishes to hear himself discussed as though he were nothing more than a commodity to be bought and sold. His food should be ready by now. Bring it and start loading up the cart. You need to leave soon." 

The sound of the boy's delighted whoops could be heard as he leaped down the stairs and dashed across the causeway. 

"I must commend you, my lady. During your absence, it has become clear to me that you do not serve others but are the architect of my abduction. Your brother is an able second-in-command. Am I not correct?"

At first he didn't think she would answer him as she moved to the window and lifted down the wooden shutters to allow the sun to stream into the chamber. "Perhaps you have it aright, my lord, perhaps not. Soon we'll go on our separate ways and you will never know."

The prince laughed. "You think not? You have provided me with every comfort and accorded me the dignity of my station.  Ah, but my pride, my lady, my pride has received a mortal blow.  I will find you."

"From what I have observed, I suspect it will take a far more deadly weapon than any I possess to lay waste your pride," Syrah retorted.

"But that is where you are so very wrong," the prince said.  He pressed his hand to his heart. "You are a weapon unto yourself. A beautiful woman can pierce a man's heart with far more ease than the sharpest arrow."

Syrah settled herself on the stone bench and folded her hands primly in her lap. "Beneath my habit I may be as beautiful as Helen of Troy or as scrawny as a plucked chicken; I may have spots upon my face and a wart on the end of my nose. In any event it does not signify. It is entirely possible that someday we will meet again and you will be none the wiser."

"I shouldn't count on it if I were you," he said as he rose and let the blanket drop to the stone floor. With apparent lack of concern that a lady was present, he arched his back and stretched his arms high above his head, then strolled to the corner of his cell where he poured water into the ewer and set about his morning ablutions.

He glanced over his shoulder at the sound of a horrified gasp to see the Lady leap to her feet and cover her mouth with both hands. He leaned nonchalantly against the bars.

"Is something amiss, my lady?"

Something was most definitely amiss. 

A naked man was smiling at her. Naked.  Smiling.  At her.

A strangled giggle caught in her throat as Syrah froze, riveted by the astounding display of manhood jutting forth from a nest of curly black hair. Any questions she might have had about the "it" were forever banished, replaced by a sinful urge to touch it, stroke down its impressive length.

"My lady?"

Syrah willed her eyes upward to focus on his face. "No, nothing amiss," she said as she backed away toward the door to the corridor. Every bone and sinew in her body seemed to have melted into a pulsing puddle somewhere in the region of her groin. 

Without warning, Eben came barreling around the corner and was only just agile enough to keep the tray from crashing to the floor as he collided with her. He took in the scene before him -- the grinning prince, his retreating sister -- and erupted into gales of laughter. 

Syrah fled. Their rowdy amusement at her expense snapped her out of her mortified retreat. Dashing back up the stairs, she shot the prince a look that would have slain him on the spot had he been able to see her face behind the veil, gave her brother a swift kick in the behind, and stalked back down the stairs into the new day.

 

 
   
   
 
 
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